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dadd:
Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”
u ever a good person just to flex on ur father
Is this Draco Malfoy?
We found Draco.
my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
why is donkey kong not a donkey
sexu-alworld-deactivated2022050:
If you don’t spank her, she’s not yours
